TEST - How Kinky Are You In Bed? - Miss
Are you more into big spankings and handcuffs, or eye-to-eye missionary? We know it!
While many rascals discovered BDSM thanks to the watered-down and problematic vision offered by Fifty Shades of Grey, others had already been practicing bondage and sadomasochism for a long time.
Kinky or not, all practices and all desires are in nature (provided they are legal and consented, we agree)!
Whether you're pretty good in bed or you like to spice up your sex life with more or less daring games, in a few questions, discover what olé olé practice is made to make you vibrate under the sheets.
When you go on holiday with friends, you tend to:
Lead the boat: you are the one who makes all the decisions and it is to you that we turn to decide everything. Overall, you love organizing surprise parties, weekends and birthdays with a bit of authority.
Follow the movement and let yourself be carried by the current: you avoid responsibilities and prefer to put your feet under the table and enjoy the present moment. Carpe Diem.
Choosing the destination and accommodation and helping out in the kitchen, but you shouldn't rely on you to decide on the day's activities or write the shopping list for 15 people.< hr>
Correct!
Wrong!
In general, how do you deal with the little injuries of everyday life?
Very badly, you are a real cozy drama queen and see blurry as soon as your little toe hits the corner of a piece of furniture
Pretty good, it's not your style to fuss over a little bump, but you occasionally let out a tear that silently rolls down your cheek when the pain is too bad
You are a real daredevil, you take the injuries and the pain like a pro stuntwoman and your body is strewn with scars
Correct!
Wrong!
In a sex shop, you set your sights on:
Sexshop? You will never set foot there. You're too afraid to meet your boss and his wife there and anyway, it's not your thing to tickle your clit.
Sexy lace bodysuits, massage oils and the little vibrator designed to pass for a tube of lipstick (even if you're not fooling anyone at all)
Full latex suits to wear at all hours of the day, leashes and floggers (but not necessarily for you)
Pink furry handcuffs, leather harnesses and dog collars (but not for Boulette, your French bulldog).
You're not going. Usually, it's your partner who decides which toy will enter your next sex session.
Correct!
Wrong!
What music do you like in the evening?
Britney Spears – I’m a slave for you
Cigarette after sex – Affection
Shakira – Torture
Madonna – Erotica
Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing
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Wrong!
At the bar, what cocktail do you sip until you roll under the table?
A Sex on the Beach with ice cubes
A Virgin Mojito
A Moscow Mule with extra ginger
The same as your better half
You go behind the bar and show the waiter how to make a REAL Whiskey Sour
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Wrong!
What sauce is your pasta in?
You don't set foot in the kitchen and spend your time having meals delivered to you, depending on your mood at the time.
In sriracha sauce that tingles slightly
In a tide of cayenne pepper. The less you can feel your tongue after a meal, the better
In the bolognese sauce of which your late Italian grandmother held the secret
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During an argument with a friend, you:
you defend as best you can and search for your words, but you've always been the worst rap battle. Later, in the shower, though, plenty of punchlines come to mind.
listen to his reproaches passively and let his words slip over you with indifference
put him in the lurch and bring out all the screenshots you've been waiting impatiently to bring out to support your defense. You tell him his four truths like a Supreme Court lawyer and watch him cry, a smile on his face. You shouldn't have been looking for you.
you immediately start crying like a child being reprimanded. You can't stand confrontation.
you flatly apologize (even if you haven't done anything) and swear never to do what he accuses you of again (even if you don't know what he accuses you of)
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Wrong!
What kind of underwear can you find in your drawers?
The lace thongs and thongs you've been keeping for light years
Comfortable panties and boxers in fair trade organic cotton, knitted by grandmothers in retirement homes. You hate tight lingerie that saws your pussy in half
Which underwear? You are bare ass H24
basques, leather corsets, garter belts… In short, everything that gives you a badass look.
harnesses and fine lingerie that you take 30 minutes to put on as you have to struggle with the straps and ties that dangle on all sides
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